Travel Lists

For the next 2-13 hours you will be surrounded by a mess of strangers. You will witness what only their husbands, wives, mothers or fathers can attest to every night: dribbles of spit, a cacophony of rhythmic snores, irrational mumbles, violent muscle spasms, and nose-burning gases. The means to an end always has its downsides – this is what travel is about. But this list contains a few items that will give solace during your time of need.